About Us
Lord Voldemort
Greetings, fellow wizards. My name is Voldemort.
My Death Eaters call me 'Dark Lord,'
and the commoners call me either 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named' or simply 'You-Know-Who.'
I'm not really as scary as you might think.
The media tends to exaggerate quite a bit.
I enjoy drinking tea, knitting, and viewing 'Kitten of the Day' posts.
Ha ha, just kidding. I actually enjoy muggle-hunting, conquering wizarding communities, causing mass terror and destruction and, er, viewing 'Kitten of the Day' posts.
What can I say? Kittens are my weakness.
My Death Eaters call me 'Dark Lord,'
and the commoners call me either 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named' or simply 'You-Know-Who.'
I'm not really as scary as you might think.
The media tends to exaggerate quite a bit.
I enjoy drinking tea, knitting, and viewing 'Kitten of the Day' posts.
Ha ha, just kidding. I actually enjoy muggle-hunting, conquering wizarding communities, causing mass terror and destruction and, er, viewing 'Kitten of the Day' posts.
What can I say? Kittens are my weakness.
Severus Snape
Hello. My name is Severus. Everyone hates me.
Except Dementors, who feast upon me.
I currently hold the position of Potions Master at Hogwarts,
which is a tiring and thankless job. I have no friends. I simply can't imagine why.
Harry Potter says it's because of my sunny, optomistic disposition.
I enjoy hiding, skulking, and sobbing quietly to myself when no one else is watching.
Except Dementors, who feast upon me.
I currently hold the position of Potions Master at Hogwarts,
which is a tiring and thankless job. I have no friends. I simply can't imagine why.
Harry Potter says it's because of my sunny, optomistic disposition.
I enjoy hiding, skulking, and sobbing quietly to myself when no one else is watching.
Bellatrix Lestrange
Hello?
Is anyone there?
I want to play. I want to play with you.
If you refuse, I will find you.
I will find you and play with you.
Don't run.
I won't hurt you...
Just kidding.
Is anyone there?
I want to play. I want to play with you.
If you refuse, I will find you.
I will find you and play with you.
Don't run.
I won't hurt you...
Just kidding.
The Malfoys
We're rich. And powerful.
And we all have wonderful hair.
Our devotion to our Lord is eternal.
And if you doubt this fact, you will be attended to.
Isn't that nice?
And we all have wonderful hair.
Our devotion to our Lord is eternal.
And if you doubt this fact, you will be attended to.
Isn't that nice?
The Others
Click the button for a full list of those who have shown me their loyalty.
There are too many to list on this page.
- Lord Voldemort
There are too many to list on this page.
- Lord Voldemort